Guess what I fucked today and win a prize

[fred k. engels®]

I HAVE DECIDED TO START A CONTEST

IT HAS FABULOUS PRIZES

HERE'S HOW IT WORKS:

GUESS WHAT I FUCKED TODAY

IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU WIN A PRIZE

IF YOU GET IT WRONG, GUESS AGAIN

NO PURCHASE NECESSARY, ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE

OK, SO, HERE WE GO

TODAY, I FUCKED A GOAT

NOW YOU GUESS WHAT I FUCKED AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT YOU'LL WIN A PRIZE

<3 <3 <3

THE REAL FRED

P.S.: THE PRIZE IS THAT YOU GET TO FUCK THE GOAT THAT I FUCKED

P.P.S.: I CAN'T GUARANTEE THAT THIS WON'T INVOLVE SLOPPY SECONDS

P.P.P.S.: OR FORTY-SEVENTHS

[Duke]

Post by fred k. engels®
I HAVE DECIDED TO START A CONTEST
IT HAS FABULOUS PRIZES
GUESS WHAT I FUCKED TODAY
IF YOU GET IT RIGHT, YOU WIN A PRIZE
IF YOU GET IT WRONG, GUESS AGAIN
NO PURCHASE NECESSARY, ENTER AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE
OK, SO, HERE WE GO
TODAY, I FUCKED A GOAT
NOW YOU GUESS WHAT I FUCKED AND IF YOU GET IT RIGHT YOU'LL WIN A PRIZE
<3 <3 <3
THE REAL FRED

I did your mom.

Do I get a prize for that?