Ned advice - antenna for my Satellit 800

[Blake McBride]

Greetings,

I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.

Two questions:

1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?

2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?

Thanks!

Blake McBride

[Guglielmo Marconi]

Post by Blake McBride
Greetings,
I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.
1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?
2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?
Thanks!
Blake McBride

Hi there Blake,
Excellent questions.

What you need to do is take the Grundig Satellit 800 back to the
store you got it from and tell them you're just too damn fucking
retarded to own one. Maybe they might give you a refund that you
can use to buy a C.B.

Always happy to help.

G.Marconi

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Post by Blake McBride
Greetings,
I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.
1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?
2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?
Thanks!
Blake McBride

Hi there Blake,
Excellent questions.

What you need to do is take the Grundig Satellit 800 back to the
store you got it from and tell them you're just too damn fucking
retarded to own one. Maybe they might give you a refund that you
can use to buy a C.B.

Always happy to help.

G.Marconi

[Arthur Pozner]

Post by Blake McBride
Greetings,
I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.
1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?
2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?
Thanks!
Blake McBride

A) Any copper wire (gauge 14 or heavier) 30 ft. or longer will do. B) Hang it far away from any metal objects and especially any powerlines. C) Use porcelain electric insulators for support. D) Let us know if it works out.

[Guglielmo Marconi]

Post by Arthur Pozner

Post by Blake McBride
Greetings,
I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.
1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?
2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?
Thanks!
Blake McBride

A) Any copper wire (gauge 14 or heavier) 30 ft. or longer will do. B) Hang
it far away from any metal objects and especially any powerlines. C) Use
porcelain electric insulators for support. D) Let us know if it works out.

You're too late. Blake already returned the Grundig and he bought him a
C.B. so he and fred engels could talk to each other. I know this must
be true because 'CB Rambo' jeff grant said he heard them on channel 19
talking about goats. Jeff said the conversation was so bad he almost puked.

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Post by Blake McBride
Greetings,
I have a Satellit 800. I have a bunch of land so space is not a
problem. What is a problem, however, is my ability and willingness to
set it up myself. I suppose I will if necessary, but I'd prefer to hire.
1. In the range of antennas I can put up that aren't too hard to setup,
what type is best?
2. If I wanted to hire someone to do it, besides a general contractor,
is there a professional antenna installer I can hire?
Thanks!
Blake McBride

A) Any copper wire (gauge 14 or heavier) 30 ft. or longer will do. B)
Hang
it far away from any metal objects and especially any powerlines. C) Use
porcelain electric insulators for support. D) Let us know if it works out.

You're too late. Blake already returned the Grundig and he bought him a
C.B. so he and fred engels could talk to each other. I know this must
be true because 'CB Rambo' jeff grant said he heard them on channel 19
talking about goats. Jeff said the conversation was so bad he almost puked.

[Guglielmo Marconi]

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