fred k. engels®
2020-08-20 03:43:13 UTC
IT'S TRUE
FRED K. ENGELS IS NOT A GOATFUCKER
MORE ACCURATELY, HE IS A FUCKER OF GOATS
NOTE THE PLURAL OF 'GOAT' IN THAT MONIKER
THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKED MORE THAN ONE GOAT, YOU SEE
BUT GOATFUCKER IS STILL AN ACCEPTED TERM FOR HIM
LARGELY BECAUSE THERE'S NO POINT IN WASTING A GOOD NICKNAME
PLUS, HE'S ALREADY LEARNED AND RESPONDS TO IT
<3 <3 <3,
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
P.P.S.: FUCK JUST ONE GOAT AND YOU'RE CALLED A GOATFUCKER
P.P.P.S.: BUT FUCK EVERY GOAT THAT COMES YOUR WAY AND YOU'RE STILL A
GOATFUCKER
FRED K. ENGELS IS NOT A GOATFUCKER
MORE ACCURATELY, HE IS A FUCKER OF GOATS
NOTE THE PLURAL OF 'GOAT' IN THAT MONIKER
THAT'S BECAUSE HE HAS FUCKED MORE THAN ONE GOAT, YOU SEE
BUT GOATFUCKER IS STILL AN ACCEPTED TERM FOR HIM
LARGELY BECAUSE THERE'S NO POINT IN WASTING A GOOD NICKNAME
PLUS, HE'S ALREADY LEARNED AND RESPONDS TO IT
<3 <3 <3,
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
P.P.S.: FUCK JUST ONE GOAT AND YOU'RE CALLED A GOATFUCKER
P.P.P.S.: BUT FUCK EVERY GOAT THAT COMES YOUR WAY AND YOU'RE STILL A
GOATFUCKER