fred k. engels®
2020-06-07 01:47:18 UTC
IT'S TRUE
ALL I CAN DO IS POST TO USENET AND CORNHOLE GOATS
CORNHOLE BEING A TERM USED QUITE LOOSELY IN THIS CONTEXT
HEY, IF THERE'S NO HOLE THERE, MAKE ONE, RIGHT?
ANYWAY
THE ONLY FAMILY TREE I EVER HAD WAS FAGGOTRY
IT'S TRUE
I REMEMBER THAT DAY WHEN MY DADDY TOOK ME ASIDE
HE SAID, "SON, YOU'RE GONNA START FUCKING GOATS TODAY"
THEN I FUCKED MY FIRST GOAT
IT WAS GLORIOUS
DESPITE BEING COVERED IN GOAT SHIT, I LIKED IT
THEN I MOVED ON TO FEMALE GOATS TO SEE IF IT WAS LESS FAGGOTOUS
IT WAS, BUT I WAS STILL FUCKING GOATS
NO BIGGIE, I WAS OK WITH IT
ANYWAY
NOT TO SPOIL VOLUME TWO OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT IN IT I FUCK MORE GOATS
(LOTS MORE)
THANKS, DAD
<3 <3 <3,
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: THE BEST LUBE INCLUDES IRON FILINGS
P.P.S.: SUBDERMAL FOR NOBODY'S PLEASURE (EXCEPT MINE)
P.P.P.S.: BUT WHO CARES
ALL I CAN DO IS POST TO USENET AND CORNHOLE GOATS
CORNHOLE BEING A TERM USED QUITE LOOSELY IN THIS CONTEXT
HEY, IF THERE'S NO HOLE THERE, MAKE ONE, RIGHT?
ANYWAY
THE ONLY FAMILY TREE I EVER HAD WAS FAGGOTRY
IT'S TRUE
I REMEMBER THAT DAY WHEN MY DADDY TOOK ME ASIDE
HE SAID, "SON, YOU'RE GONNA START FUCKING GOATS TODAY"
THEN I FUCKED MY FIRST GOAT
IT WAS GLORIOUS
DESPITE BEING COVERED IN GOAT SHIT, I LIKED IT
THEN I MOVED ON TO FEMALE GOATS TO SEE IF IT WAS LESS FAGGOTOUS
IT WAS, BUT I WAS STILL FUCKING GOATS
NO BIGGIE, I WAS OK WITH IT
ANYWAY
NOT TO SPOIL VOLUME TWO OF MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY, BUT IN IT I FUCK MORE GOATS
(LOTS MORE)
THANKS, DAD
<3 <3 <3,
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: THE BEST LUBE INCLUDES IRON FILINGS
P.P.S.: SUBDERMAL FOR NOBODY'S PLEASURE (EXCEPT MINE)
P.P.P.S.: BUT WHO CARES