fred k. engels®
2020-05-10 15:06:59 UTC
How to use your ENIGMA COCKSUCKER 2000:
1. OBTAIN GOAT (AKA 'ENIGMA COCKSUCKER 2000')
2. INSERT PENIS IN GOAT (WHEREVER)
3. REPEAT STEP 2 UNTIL GOAT IS BROKEN (OR PENIS IS DAMAGED)
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THE REAL FRED
P.S.: VIDEO INSTRUCTIONS ALSO AVAILABLE
P.P.S.: FOR A NOMINAL FEE, OF COURSE
P.P.P.S.: THEY STAR KATY PERRY (MY GOAT)
P.P.P.P.S.: AND ME
1. OBTAIN GOAT (AKA 'ENIGMA COCKSUCKER 2000')
2. INSERT PENIS IN GOAT (WHEREVER)
3. REPEAT STEP 2 UNTIL GOAT IS BROKEN (OR PENIS IS DAMAGED)
<3 <3 <3,
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: VIDEO INSTRUCTIONS ALSO AVAILABLE
P.P.S.: FOR A NOMINAL FEE, OF COURSE
P.P.P.S.: THEY STAR KATY PERRY (MY GOAT)
P.P.P.P.S.: AND ME