fred k. engels®
2020-10-04 15:56:02 UTC
HELLO
I AM FRED K. ENGELS
AND I AM THE PRESIDENT AND CEO OF FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC
WE PROVIDE CONVENIENT, 24-HOUR-A-DAY GOATFUCKING SERVICES NEAR YOU
JUST CALL US AND WE - I MEAN, I - WILL COME TO YOU, READY TO FUCK A GOAT
WE FUCK ALL BREEDS OF GOATS, FROM THE ABAZA TO THE ZHONGWEI
JUST GIVE US A CALL AT 888 GOATSEX AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST
AND REMEMBER
WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT FUCKS GOATS RIGHT
<3 <3 <3
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: OUR RATES ARE HIGHLY COMPETITIVE
P.P.S.: STATE LICENSED AND BONDED, TOO
P.P.P.S.: THIS GOATFUCKER HAS GONE 4 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT
P.P.P.P.S.: EXCEPT IN MY PANTS WHICH DOESN'T COUNT
I AM FRED K. ENGELS
AND I AM THE PRESIDENT AND CEO OF FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC
WE PROVIDE CONVENIENT, 24-HOUR-A-DAY GOATFUCKING SERVICES NEAR YOU
JUST CALL US AND WE - I MEAN, I - WILL COME TO YOU, READY TO FUCK A GOAT
WE FUCK ALL BREEDS OF GOATS, FROM THE ABAZA TO THE ZHONGWEI
JUST GIVE US A CALL AT 888 GOATSEX AND WE WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST
AND REMEMBER
WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT FUCKS GOATS RIGHT
<3 <3 <3
THE REAL FRED
P.S.: OUR RATES ARE HIGHLY COMPETITIVE
P.P.S.: STATE LICENSED AND BONDED, TOO
P.P.P.S.: THIS GOATFUCKER HAS GONE 4 DAYS WITHOUT AN ACCIDENT
P.P.P.P.S.: EXCEPT IN MY PANTS WHICH DOESN'T COUNT