Summer's almost here, and Fred's Fuck-A-Goat LLC is ready to help

[fred k. engels®]

HELLO

I AM FRED K. ENGELS, PRESIDENT AND CEO OF FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A FRESHLY-FUCKED GOAT, AND AS WE HEAD INTO SUMMER
THE END OF SPRING IS THE IDEAL TIME TO HAVE YOUR GOATS PROFESSIONALLY
FUCKED

SO WHY NOT GIVE FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT A CALL AND LET US GET YOUR GOATS
INTO SUMMER SHAPE WITH A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED GOATFUCKING

WE TRAVEL TO YOU

AND FOR THE SAFETY OF BOTH OUR CLIENTS AND THEIR GOATS, WE ARE ALWAYS
100% MASKED

OUR MASKS INCLUDE YOUR CHOICE OF DISPOSABLE SURGICAL, LUCHA LIBRE, AND
BALACLAVA WITH BALL GAG

WE NOW ALSO OFFER IN-HOME GOATFUCKING SERVICES, 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS
A WEEK

IT'S LIKE OUR REGULAR GOATFUCKING SERVICE, BUT WE DO IT IN YOUR LIVING
ROOM (TRADITIONAL AL FRESCO SERVICE STILL AVAILABLE DEPENDING ON
WEATHER)

ANYWAY, GIVE FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT, LLC A CALL TODAY AND WE'LL TAKE CARE
OF ALL YOUR SPRINGTIME GOATFUCKING NEEDS

AND REMEMBER: WHEN YOU NEED A GOAT FUCKED RIGHT, FRED'S FUCK-A-GOAT
FUCKS GOATS RIGHT

[unknown]

That little chickenshit Cyber stalker and troll cocksucker is back stealing
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"fred k. engels®" Never wrote this sicko goat fetish pervasion horseshit®